Somebody Slap Me letra

I've found a girl who's got her own money
She's so good lookin' that it ain't funny
She's got a Self-and-Beauty school diploma
A runnin' up to Miss Oklahoma
She looks uptown but she ain't really
She's into football she likes my chilli

Somebody slap me I said somebody slap me
Can't be this happy I said somebody slap me

I've found a girl who's sweeter than honey
She pets my dog and she likes my buddies
The kind of girl who ain't afraid of nothing
She's independent she does her own plumbing
Her daddy's rich but she don't let it show
She likes to fish she's got her own boat y'all

Somebody slap me...

She's got long blonde hair and her eyes are blue
She wants a husband but not any time soon y'all

Somebody slap me...

Somebody slap me...

John Anderson - Letras

• 1959
• A Woman Knows
• All Things To All Things
• Ballad Of Zero And The Tramp
• Before I Met You
• Bend It Til It Breaks
• Black Sheep
• Bonnie Blue
• Brown Eyed Girl
• Brown Liquor
• Chicken Truck
• Cold Day In Hell
• Down In The Orange Grove
• Easy Money
• Fall
• Fox On The Run
• Funky Country
• Hard Time Comes To You
• Honky Tonk Crowd
• I Can Love You Like That
• I Can't Make Her Cry Anymore
• I Hope Things Aren't Like This Tomorrow
• I Just Came Home To Count The Memories
• I Swear
• I Used To Love Her
• I Wish I Could Have Been There
• I'm Just An Old Chunk Of Coal
• I'm Still Hangin' On
• I've Got It Made
• If Her Lovin' Don't Kill Me
• If It Ain't Broke Don't Fix It
• If There Were No Memories
• It's a long way back
• John Deer Green
• Jump On It
• Just At Dawn
• Just To Hold a Little Hand
• Keep Your Hands to Yourself
• Last Night I Laid Your Memory To Rest
• Let Go of the Stone
• Light At The End Of The Tunnel
• Long Hard Lesson Learned
• Lower On The Hog
• Mississippi Moon
• Money In The Bank
• Sarah
• Seminole Wind
• She Just Started Liking Cheatin' Songs
• Small Town
• Somebody Slap Me
• Something To Drink About
• South Moon Under
• Steamy Windows
• Straight Tequila Night
• Swingin'
• Warm Place In The Snow
• Weeds
• When It Comes to You
• When You Get On The Whiskey
• Who's Who
• Wild and Blue
• Will Of God
• Would You Catch a Falling Star
• Years
• You Already Know My Love
• You're Nearly Nothing
• Your Lying Blue Eyes